How Did Nobody Tell Me It Was Cowboy Monkey Rodeo Night At the Potomac Nats Game?!?

 

How in the fuck did this slip through the cracks? Cowboy Monkey Rodeo Night is THE night you look forward to every year. It’s like Christmas and Thanksgiving all rolled into one. Bit upset I found out about this just now. Even more upset they didn’t ask me to be involved. I could be out there riding around on dogs right there with them. C’mon PNats, be better. And I really need them to step their petting zoo game up a bit and make it a two-way petting zoo (there’s no upload of this clip from The Office on YouTube, I’m a bit distraught about it). I’m definitely not going to pet farm animals unless they pet me back.

If anyone is going tonight, please send me video.